ALL THE CREDIT TO THE AMAZING
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME
ACCORDING TO THIS blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/…
Taco doesn t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
Taco sleeps with a night light. Not because Taco is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Taco
Taco was once a knight in King Arthur's court. She was known as Sir
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Taco.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Taco is the stuntman for every character.
When Taco was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Taco.
A man once taunted Taco with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Taco proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Taco was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. (i just watched this movie XD)
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Taco does all of her grocery shopping at Home Depot.
When Taco wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.
Taco and Mr. T
If you spell Taco wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Taco?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Tacoaurus.
When God said, "let there be light", Taco said, "say 'please'."
Taco can hit you so hard that she can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Taco can throw Brett Favre even further.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Taco. Taco eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Taco beats all 3 at the same time.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Taco's sweat.
When Taco goes to out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but she only eats its soul.(IM A WEAPON IN SOUL EATER!? O3O)
Taco sleeps with a pillow under her gun.
Taco does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Taco had to stop washing her clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Taco.
When Taco stubbed her toe, she accidentally destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
People wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas. Chuck Norris wears Taco pajamas.