Then sweeden entered the room sitting on top of a enormus hat and carrying a teeny weeny finland in his MAN PURSE "PEANUT BUTTER MAKES ME HORNY" then finland got out of sweeden's MAN PURSE and jumped into sweedens pants "ME GUSTA" suddenly china explodeded sweeden's balls "FFFF-" "I LIKE CHEESE" then china had boobs and procedded to squeeze them kinkishly

meanwhile Russia was doing spaztic cartwheels while England watched. "HEY RUSSIA" "DA?" "YOUR A SEXY BITCH" then england stabbed france with a spork "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR IGGY WIGGY!?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE SEXY" then france was raped by canada for no apparent reason

Then cuba ate a potato chip that transported him to croatia "WTF!?" "WELCOME TO CROATIA HOME OF THE SEXY LLAMAS" croatia yelled "YAY!!!" then cuba molested all of them

and they all lived happily ever-NOT REALLY

cuz austria was banging denmark...SO HARD 

AND DENDEN ENJOYED THE WHOLE THING AS NORGE TOOK PICS AND ATE THEM

ELSEWHERE WE HAVE JAPAN AND AMERICA "HEY AMERICA" "YEAH?" america was then humped "UNCEUNCEUNCE" then spain turned into a tomato and ate himself with help from romano

THEN THERE WAS AN AMAZING DOUBLE RAINBOW THAT ATE BELARUS AND RUSSIA REJOICED. SWITZERLAND THEN ATE THE DOUBLE RAINBOW AND LICHENSTEIN FARTED. THEN UKARAINES BOOBS FINALLY EXPLODED INTO GLITTER AND TURKEY SQUEALED LIKE A FANGIRL "GLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THE WHOLE TIME, GREECE WAS SLEEPING

THEN LITHUANIA TURNED INTO A DINOSAUR AND ATE HONG KONG "WTF, I SUPPOSE?!" ESTONIA THEN BANGED POLAND SO HARD AS LATVIA PUKED KITTENS AND RAINBOWS AND RUSSIA "WHY'D YOU EAT ME LATVIA?!" "CUZ I WANTED TO"

BELGIUM AND THE NETHERLANDS WERE HUMPING

SO HARD

AS SPAINS ANGEL FARTED ON NETHERLANDS

SEYCHELLES WAS THEN HUMPED MY ICELAND AND ICELAND FARTED "WTF ICEY ICE!?" "I'M JUST SEXY THAT WAY" AND THEN HE WIGGLE-WIGGLE-WIGGLE-WIGGLED YEAH!

THEN SEYCHELLES TOLD ICELAND A STORY

"IT'S CALLED THE UGLY SEALAND

ONCE THERE WAS AN UGLY SEALAND

HE WAS SO UGLY EVERYONE DIED

THE END " 

AND THE STORY CAME TRUE

AND THEN THE WORLD EXPLODED

IN AN UNKNOWN UNIVERSE, THE AUTHOR WAS TYPING THIS UNTIL SHE WAS SUDDENLY IMPALED WITH A GIANT POCKY STICK AND DIEODUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSBFDDNFNFFFHGFXGXD

THE END

NOW GO EAT A BUG