amarica: *only wearing a tie* hello everyone!!!!!!!
Me: OH HELL YES!!!!!!!!
WHAT IN HEAVENS NAME! WHY, FRANCE, WHY? YOU KNOW THERE ARE IMMATURE PEOPLE AROUND.
France: But why?! I'm cool!! You invited everyone!! Even zhat scary Russia!!
Me: Well at least HE won't show up wearing only a tie!! He might show up drunk or in a state of murderous fury, but as long as he's clothed I don't give a fuck!
Russia: So your saying I CAN show up with the intention to kill, da?
Mom: Won what? You didn't enter any contest..
Me: It doesn't matter!! I won one free vital regions!!!
Mom: ..........*backs away slowly* I don't know you anymore.....