And THAT France is the reason why you can't come to my party on the boat. France: But why?! I'm cool!! You invited everyone!! Even zhat scary Russia!! Me: Well at least HE won't show up wearing only a tie!! He might show up drunk or in a state of murderous fury, but as long as he's clothed I don't give a fuck! Russia: So your saying I CAN show up with the intention to kill, da? Me: No. Russia: Bu- Me: No.