Pasta Boys: A Hetalia AU fanficion Chapter 1Please remember this is an AU (Alternate Universe) Fan fiction, so not every character trait will be as exact as the canon series.
Ciao. My name is Lovino Vargas. A long, long time ago when I was very young, Mi Mamma and Papà moved to Little Italy in Boston. My Parents were Pasta Makers in Italy, but with tough times moved their business to this country of freedom. We lived in our restaurant with our actual house being the second floor. I remember as a tot, Watching Mamma shape the dough, feed it through the pasta Maker, and then watch Papà form the thin sheets of dough into Stringozzi or carefully craft a beautiful Fiori. They had such talented hands.
Now mi Mamma became pregnant with my Fratello, and you could imagine the excitement of a three-year-old! But even though things seemed perfectly fine, my parents split up. My Pregnant Mamma moved to veni
Crack-Talia: HOCUS POCUS WANKER!SO, ONE DAY, WE HAVE ENGLAND IN HIS FUCKING MAGICAL BASEMENT. IT'S LIKE, MAGIC MAAAAAAAAAN. BUT, UH, ANYWAY...
ENGLAND WAS IN A REVEALING MAID DRESS. WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
ANYWAY HE'S LIKE DANCING AROUND THE CIRCLE OR SOME SHIT BEFORE HE FINALLY DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING WITH HIS LIFE AND SAY. "I THINK I'MA GUNNA DO SOME FRIGGIN MAGIC." SO HE STARTED TAKING SOME MAGICALLY MAGICAL POTIONS OF MAGIC FROM THE BARREN SHELVES (I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE HELL THAT WORKS IF THEY'RE BARREN) AND THROWING THEM INTO A CONVENIENTLY PLACED MAGIC CAULDRON ON THE ROOF. WHY IS ON THE ROOF? WELL WHY THE FUCK NOT READER?! ANYWAY HE FINISHED ADDING ALL THIS MAGICAL CRAP AND HE YELLED "HOCUS FRUKING POCUS WANKERS!!!" AND THEN THIS IS WHEN SHIT GET'S SERIOUS.
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRIA
AUSTRIA WAS PLAYING THE PIANO OR FUCKING IT I DON'T KNOW WHICH BUT ENGLAND'S MAGIC CAUSED HIM TO SUDDENLY TURN INTO A BABY CHICK. "PI-YO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?" AUSTRIA PI-YO'D BEFORE